The act of jumping to conclusions so your right to complain is justified.
This tactic is typically involves deflective arguing and ignoring what the other person has to say.
People who use this tactic will also typically have very low respect for the person they are talking to, as well as having no sense of honor
This tactic is typically involves deflective arguing and ignoring what the other person has to say.
People who use this tactic will also typically have very low respect for the person they are talking to, as well as having no sense of honor
Man: I wish women would stop being so selfish
Women: If your gay that's ok, nobody likes ugly, pathetic, desperate faggots anyway
Man: I'm so tired of women always conjumplaining
Women: If your gonna hit me, do it right now so I can beat you up, or file assault charges if you win the fight
Man: (censored for graphic violence)
Women: If your gay that's ok, nobody likes ugly, pathetic, desperate faggots anyway
Man: I'm so tired of women always conjumplaining
Women: If your gonna hit me, do it right now so I can beat you up, or file assault charges if you win the fight
Man: (censored for graphic violence)
by Optical_Epilepsy May 14, 2011
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Billy: But what if we have a pop quiz today? If I do poorly it will go on my permenant record, and I won't get into Harvard, and my parents will kill me, and OMFG TEH WORLD WILL END!!!111
Timmy: Stop contemplaining, you insolent turd.
Timmy: Stop contemplaining, you insolent turd.
by Devious Muffin December 6, 2006
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