a confused penis

dick that so small it looks like virgina with balls

dang,my man has a confused penis, its cute

by ANOUREXKICKPANDA January 14, 2017

Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.

My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!

by THOBRO August 19, 2013

confusilled

confusilled-a word meaning confused and flabergast.

cofused, dum ,speechless , exetera

by cooldude May 13, 2005

confuckeld

when you like a very hot girl but she is really bitchy and you can't stand to be around her except for the fact that she is hot

The most used example for confuckeld is the confuck scale:
oprah - nice but ugly
scarlet johansen- moderate and a little pretty
megan fox - extremely hot but extremely bitchy
snookie - bitchy and ugly

by Scondon Nark April 24, 2012

Confudled

When your really confused

I’m so confudled

by Lollipop lollipop ooo la la la February 1, 2018

Confusal

A word that is used when you are confused but don't want to actually use confused.

"Yo Brian that's putting me into some real confusal

by Muslim Bombs December 8, 2018

Confusexual

Soemone who doesn't know if they want to have sex or not

Person A: I'm asexual, I don't want sex
Person B: I'm confusexual, I don't know if I want it or not

by topato-melon October 5, 2021