cacklefest

To engage in an uncontrollable series of of shrill laughs, which are often uncomfortable to the ear. Sometimes abbreviated to "CF."

My boss's friend just called him for a 20 minutes cacklefest. I had to close the door to his office to dull my headache.

by DGC01 July 2, 2009

Half-Cocked

being about half drunk

after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked

by justin August 4, 2004

Cocklessberger

a pathetic excuse for a man that forces young women to have sex with him.

"Don't rape that bitch Larry, everyone will call you Cocklessberger

by smendez April 22, 2010

cockbender

one who bends the erected cock

jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection

by Brandon John November 26, 2006

Cockeling

The act of tickling the head of one's penis.

Hey babe, want to do some Cockeling ?
Hey hot piece, want to Cockle ?

by Adam-Tull January 19, 2009

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

cockbender

1. A man with a tight ass, usually working in an office environment. 2. An anal virgin. 3. One who bends cocks with his/her orifices or extremities.

Man, that Seth guy in sales is such a fucking cockbender.

by Virusite October 17, 2003