cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

by Marty March 9, 2005

cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008

Cockdriving

1.To place one's asshole on thy knee and drive thy cock along tis thigh as the one on thy knee is holding thy cock with tis hand flat open. Tis person on thy knee is cockdriving while person with tis asshole on thy knee is being cockdriven.

2. Driving with your cock.

1.Dude, that cheerleader was Cockdriving me last night! She's such a little whore.

2.Cockdriving is my thing, my dick is just THAT big. =

by Matt501678 January 20, 2009

chockerbock

Completely full, or overflowing

This bag is chockerbock full of ______.

by Joshua Conrad August 30, 2007

Cockdragger

A male boogieboarder who hangs out at surf spots instead of at boogie board spots and tries to yell people off waves. Twatdragger for a female.

"Dude, I surfed Souths the other day and this cockdragger was out there trying to burn me. Reminded me of that annoying broad who always drags that custom boogieboard, wears a helmet, and acts like she owns the joint at souths."

by ya know if ya know December 23, 2008

Cockarock

When your friend has misspelled"Cockroach"

"I'm terrified of cockarocks"
"Cockarocks are nasty"

by WhoTheFuk March 12, 2017

Cockem’

A small penis with a large, bulbous bellend.

I was a little disappointed to discover he had a cockem’.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018