queen chrysalis

A villain featured in the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This being is so damn powerful, she can only lose if the writers choose to pull something out of their asses and force her to leave for being too damn powerful. Even then, she is only put down for about five seasons.

When is Queen Chrysalis coming back to the show? Seriously, we don't have to wait another 5 seasons, right?

by Dekulife7 July 25, 2017

Chris Walla

Guitarist in Death Cab For Cutie

Chriswalla, Chriswalla, Chriswalla.
Chris Walla is pretty hot.

by hatchbuddy July 1, 2008

Chris Steele

Bassist of canadian band Alexisonfire, known for doing front rolls whilst equiped with his bass on stage and for his godly beard

"Fuck man! That guy has a Beard worthy of Chris Steele's!"

by Rushkoff August 26, 2008

chris slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Very similar to "Bitch Slap," but because of the recent Chris Brown and Rihanna debacle, 'bitch' has been replaced with 'Chris.' Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.

If Jason dosen't have my money, today, he's going get Chris slapped!

by Reducto February 10, 2009

chris houlis

Kid who likes to play xbox, ride quads, or when he is broke suck dick for money

Chris Houlis: I need money for gas
Random person: i got 10 $
Chris: I'll suck your dick for that
Random person: Alright (Cums in his face)

by JohnTheDinosaur July 9, 2011

Chris Ferguson

Guy that runs a FaceBook page/account under the same name. He works at McDonalds and can often be mistaken for Sanji from the anime "One Piece" due to his beard and hairstyle resembling the character. He is well known by many in the FaceBook community for his witty puns and jokes, rants/discussions involving Japanese anime and manga, and founding the two FaceBook groups, "2D is the way to be" and "Church of Lewds", which showcase non-pornographic yet erotic girls from cartoons and video games, and essentially the pornographic version of the aforementioned genre, respectively. Some of his most memorable catchphrases are, "I'm pussy?", "Dio Brando did nothing wrong", "Your gonna regret unfrindending me :/", and "this dick". He is overall a very funny guy, who's just an average joe like the rest of us, struggling to overcome the hardships of middle-class white society. He can sometimes become depressed easily, but that doesn't matter because his loyal followers can always cheer him up. Unlike most butthurt fandom elitists, Chris is able to openly admit the flaws and downsides of the franchises that he admires, always trying his best to be objective during his discussions. He had even admitted to having some traits of a weaboo despite not being one. He's good natured, sometimes too good natured, and often he becomes self-depreciating and often spirals into depression. The only way to get on his bad side is to give too much shit to Naruto or JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Chris Ferguson was all pissed off last night because too many people were commenting on his push-up challenge video, in which they all demanded to get nudes of his sweet booty.

by Noushbag May 27, 2015

chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.

Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017