"How long have those beers been on ice?" "They're just 5 minutes away from reaching terminal chillosity!"
by Russell Moobs July 18, 2015
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a small penised man. very nice but a bit of a chode. everyone loves a chimon and gets along with him. he is a small and lovable character, the ladies love him but only as a friend. a chimon is the opposite of a player he is shy but when drunk he fucks shit up.
by eshaysadlay1er June 10, 2011
Get the chimon mug.1) Slang for child molester. Used to describe a creepy person or car.
2) Used to describe someone dating another person significantly younger than them.
2) Used to describe someone dating another person significantly younger than them.
1) Person 1: Where did you park?
Person 2: Next to the white chimo van.
Person 1: Dont get raped when you go back to your car!
2) Person 1: Demi Moore is way too old for Ashton Kutcher!
Person 2: You can say that again! She is such a chimo!
Person 2: Next to the white chimo van.
Person 1: Dont get raped when you go back to your car!
2) Person 1: Demi Moore is way too old for Ashton Kutcher!
Person 2: You can say that again! She is such a chimo!
by A. Nelprobe September 20, 2010
Get the Chimo mug.A small furry rodent type mammal with big eyes & puffy cheeks.
They have a very high pitched voice & seem to think that a paper aeroplane is the biggest in the world (& maybe it can carry other planes in it??).
They tend to store bedding & food in their cheeks from time to time making the appearance of their mouths puffier (Like hamsters), this is a way of making themselves more attractive to potential mates by saying “Look at me I have a HUGE gob to spurt out more utter crap!!).
Another rarer form of Chipmonk his tall long spiky black hair pulsating out from its head, this rare version is known as a “Christophosfer” Chipmonk.
They have a very high pitched voice & seem to think that a paper aeroplane is the biggest in the world (& maybe it can carry other planes in it??).
They tend to store bedding & food in their cheeks from time to time making the appearance of their mouths puffier (Like hamsters), this is a way of making themselves more attractive to potential mates by saying “Look at me I have a HUGE gob to spurt out more utter crap!!).
Another rarer form of Chipmonk his tall long spiky black hair pulsating out from its head, this rare version is known as a “Christophosfer” Chipmonk.
by Alan Chew May 31, 2007
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by sadjk djks October 20, 2012
Get the chilotar mug.(n). Describing a person, man or woman, making a move on a person/child under 18 and MORE than 15 years younger than said person.
Man 1 (age 35): "Bob, check out that chick...she's gotta be, what...14, 15?.....I would do her..."
Man 2 (age 31): "She's not even a molestable yet! Fuckin' chimo! God!...I don't even know why i hang out with you..."
Man 1 (age 35): "Cause you're a fagmo...."
Man 2 (age 31): "She's not even a molestable yet! Fuckin' chimo! God!...I don't even know why i hang out with you..."
Man 1 (age 35): "Cause you're a fagmo...."
by Shell Station June 17, 2008
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