When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina
Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.
by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005
Get the Celebrity Contraction mug.A pseudo-politician who has become better known for their celebrity than for their politics. Celebriticians fame creates an unwarrented narcissism that makes them think intelligent people give a shit about what they have to say. Celebriticians hubris allows them to believe that they are in fact a real politician; when actually they are nothing more than pretty people with canned speeches being used by extremist groups to spew talking points in effort to rally the masses towards voting against their own interest.
Man1- did you see that speech Palin gave to the Tea-baggers?
Man2- dude she had to actually write the talking points on her hand so she wouldn't forget to mention the ECONOMY!
Man1- true dat....but she is a total MILF!
Man2- dude get a grip she's dumb as a box of rocks.
Man1- I'm totally gonna vote for her if she runs...cuz she's smokin' hot!
Man2-The whole country will go to hell in a handbag if the collective penis' of the masses puts a Celebritician in The White House!
Man2- dude she had to actually write the talking points on her hand so she wouldn't forget to mention the ECONOMY!
Man1- true dat....but she is a total MILF!
Man2- dude get a grip she's dumb as a box of rocks.
Man1- I'm totally gonna vote for her if she runs...cuz she's smokin' hot!
Man2-The whole country will go to hell in a handbag if the collective penis' of the masses puts a Celebritician in The White House!
by Jen Schmen February 9, 2010
Get the Celebritician mug.People on the Fan Clubs section of the Neopets NeoBoards who are well-known. The majority of them have no life whatsoever.
Pic: An emotionally distressed 14 year old girl from Missouri. Growing up in a Christian cult, she's only known 23 people in her life. She frequents Neopets, where she threatens people and tries to convince everyone that she has some kind of authority.
Sara: A young oregonian with flowing hair and sparkling eyes. She is a fan of the "*carrot*" and "*yarr*" smileys, David Hasselhoff, and the word 'poop'.
Laur: A Canadian known for her extreme pretentiousness and overuse of the tilde. she takes her "trolling" very seriously and still doesn't know that someone was pretending to be her a couple months ago.
Jessickness: A 17 year old girl who pretends to be emo. She was once married to Gerard Way, but they split up. Now she is with Kevin Jonas or something. Jess is also a fan of "TWILITE".
Victoria_Pennstate: That annoying little gnat that buzzes around your head.
Mae: An idiotic kid who follows equally moronic users around while making up lame sexual jokes.
6feetunderthestars: A girl who gives All Time Low a bad name; yet another Neopets troll who pretends to be emo. Makes you wonder when any of these trolls will come up with something new.
The Markinator: A college student who spends his spare time typing one-post replies to topics such as "who likes the jonas brothers!!" that generally piss people off.
Teddy: Perhaps the most infamous FCer ever, though it's been years since he's been on; Teddy is your worst nightmare. Chuck Norris cowers at the very mention of Teddy's name.
Irrationalfears/pixotheaquadot: A 13 year old girl who finds some way to make every conversation she participates in Indiana Jones related.
Sunao: The chillest person around. Has dedicated his life to spreading the truth about dolphins to the general public. Has an extremely high voice and making fun of it makes you totally cool and original.
Yadzia: She's 12.
Pic: An emotionally distressed 14 year old girl from Missouri. Growing up in a Christian cult, she's only known 23 people in her life. She frequents Neopets, where she threatens people and tries to convince everyone that she has some kind of authority.
Sara: A young oregonian with flowing hair and sparkling eyes. She is a fan of the "*carrot*" and "*yarr*" smileys, David Hasselhoff, and the word 'poop'.
Laur: A Canadian known for her extreme pretentiousness and overuse of the tilde. she takes her "trolling" very seriously and still doesn't know that someone was pretending to be her a couple months ago.
Jessickness: A 17 year old girl who pretends to be emo. She was once married to Gerard Way, but they split up. Now she is with Kevin Jonas or something. Jess is also a fan of "TWILITE".
Victoria_Pennstate: That annoying little gnat that buzzes around your head.
Mae: An idiotic kid who follows equally moronic users around while making up lame sexual jokes.
6feetunderthestars: A girl who gives All Time Low a bad name; yet another Neopets troll who pretends to be emo. Makes you wonder when any of these trolls will come up with something new.
The Markinator: A college student who spends his spare time typing one-post replies to topics such as "who likes the jonas brothers!!" that generally piss people off.
Teddy: Perhaps the most infamous FCer ever, though it's been years since he's been on; Teddy is your worst nightmare. Chuck Norris cowers at the very mention of Teddy's name.
Irrationalfears/pixotheaquadot: A 13 year old girl who finds some way to make every conversation she participates in Indiana Jones related.
Sunao: The chillest person around. Has dedicated his life to spreading the truth about dolphins to the general public. Has an extremely high voice and making fun of it makes you totally cool and original.
Yadzia: She's 12.
Kid with default avatar and size 1 font: I hate the FC celebrities. What's with the big, bright fonts?
FC Celebrity: We're just cooler than you that's all. :)
Kid with default avatar and size 1 font: Yeah right you NERD. *Goes to watch anime*
Emo_soccer_freak: hey can sum1 give me a faerie paintbrush plz!??!??/11!
FC Celebrity: We're just cooler than you that's all. :)
Kid with default avatar and size 1 font: Yeah right you NERD. *Goes to watch anime*
Emo_soccer_freak: hey can sum1 give me a faerie paintbrush plz!??!??/11!
by iloveFLOWERS34783527527 August 20, 2009
Get the FC Celebrities mug.1. Modern day monarch.
2. Those with pride which exceeds dollars and "sense."
3. Social upper-class minority on similar evil level of sneakiness as a Lawyer or Politician.
2. Those with pride which exceeds dollars and "sense."
3. Social upper-class minority on similar evil level of sneakiness as a Lawyer or Politician.
1. "Queen Elizabeth, who? Long Live Her Majesty Jennifer Lopez, and her foul royal Hollywood underlings!"
2. "That guy's a real fuck. Look at the way which he struts around as if he were a celebrity."
3. "Power marriages, millions of unjust dollars, social 'elite' controlling minds across the nations; Celebrity power."
2. "That guy's a real fuck. Look at the way which he struts around as if he were a celebrity."
3. "Power marriages, millions of unjust dollars, social 'elite' controlling minds across the nations; Celebrity power."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003
Get the celebrity mug.Most likely the hottest girl in the world. Everyone wants to be just like her-- young girls and older girls alike. Some how their admiration by being bitches, but that's only because they're jealous that she's so sexy and all the guys want her.
Girl 1: Ooh look at her! It's Celena!
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG SHE'S SO HOT!
Girl 1: Ewww she's so pretty.
Girl 2: She sort of makes me wanna go lesbian.
Guys: HAH TOUGH LUCK CHICKS, SHE'S OURRRRS!
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG SHE'S SO HOT!
Girl 1: Ewww she's so pretty.
Girl 2: She sort of makes me wanna go lesbian.
Guys: HAH TOUGH LUCK CHICKS, SHE'S OURRRRS!
by sizzle April 24, 2005
Get the celena mug.adj. of, relating to, or suggesting heaven or divinity
n. a person with whom you hold in very high regard
n. a person with whom you hold in very high regard
What a celestial being (in regards to his love-making skills); in another universe even
The act of saying goodbye. That outcome was celestial; in fact, it's the best possible thing that could've happened to me, like burning the ashes of a dead corpse and being set free
The act of saying goodbye. That outcome was celestial; in fact, it's the best possible thing that could've happened to me, like burning the ashes of a dead corpse and being set free
by celestialbeing August 31, 2013
Get the Celestial mug."I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".
by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011
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