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Carrot Top

1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot
"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"
by Alfonso The Pure April 11, 2006
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carrot juice

A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used to describe someone attractive.
"That snowboarder Shawn White is so cute."

"I know, I really like those carrot juice guys."
by Amber Thomas September 26, 2006
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carrot rape

to use a carrot as sum sort of instrutment in the art of rape! usually inserted in the anus and prodded in and out of unconscious men!
(gary asleep on floor unaware that he is about to be carrot raped)
picture the scene 2 rapists enter the room silently carrots in hand with no vaseline!

an unconscious gary lays on the floor passed out from the date rape drug he had been spiked with prior!

boxer shorts are slide to one side, and carrot is fully inserted into the anal passage! it is then prodded in and out vigorously until the rape victim wakes up to find a carrot protruding from his bum hole!

rapist walk of with a sly yet content smirk on there dirty filthy faces!
by laura n emily January 21, 2009
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Carrot of Power

When a guy sticks a dildo up his ass to cum harder.

Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
Harry coated her entire face and chest using the Carrot of Power.
by TheGoyWonder November 12, 2013
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Carrot

An evil vegetable that is trying to take over the world.
The carrots are coming!!!
by Karamazov15 September 20, 2016
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'I'd eat carrots'

When a girl is so hott that you would eat carrots out of her butt.
Me: Yo that girl is so hot
Friend: Yeah man 'I'd eat carrots'
Me: Yeah dude, for days
by tcasey70 October 24, 2011
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girls who eat carrots

A female-identifying person who has good vision, probably on account of all the carrots she eats.
God, girls who eat carrots save big on optometrist bills
by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021
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