Half-assed pants that only come halfway down the shin. They manage the magnificent feat if being both too hot when it's hot out and too cold when it's cold out. Only acceptable when worn by pre-teen girls, and sometimes not even then. They also seem to be a favorite of the popular crowd.
Brittney: Did you get your capris at Abercrombie and Fitch?
Ashley: Yeah, but now that I'm 14 I might have to throw them out.
Ashley: Yeah, but now that I'm 14 I might have to throw them out.
by Palindrome Princess December 3, 2009
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Get the captian morgan mug.An economic system that is hierarchal, under which wealth is accumulated by those few in control of the hierarchy, though the surplus value of wealth created by people who work, in partnership with a government that subsidizes industry, while opposition is suppresed. In the United States, it is called Democracy.
Capitalism is great. I can choose from 20 diffent kinds of catsup but I can't afford to see a doctor.
by eugene February 1, 2004
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by Martin Sherrard March 25, 2007
Get the Caprikosher mug.couple shots of either Sailer Jerry's or Captian Morgan and enough Tampico orange juice with Sprite to your preference. When too fucked up off this drink you then become Captian Ertmer.
Hey bitch, make me a Captian Ertmer!
Hey look at Josh over there, i think he's officially Captian Ertmer tonight.
Hey look at Josh over there, i think he's officially Captian Ertmer tonight.
by Karl Nelson April 20, 2010
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