Dirty Calvin Pirate

Dirty Calvin Pirate-A sex act carried out by persons with a naval fetish, whereby the participants stands naked in a room watching the BBC programme Sailor, wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, and using an Action Man naval figure to stimulate his/her rectum whilst loudly saying pirate phrases such as “Yaaah, for shame”, “Me blowhole be looser than a whales bottom” and “Heave ho, prepare to take me broadside”

“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”

by David Beatty May 21, 2019

calvin klein chicken

scant portions of chicken as identified by small breasts and skinny legs

Even after an entire plate of Black Bear Diner's Calvin Klein Chicken, I left the restaurant hungry.

by Hopkins21 November 20, 2019

Cordazer Calvin Broadus Jr.

SNOOP DOGG yeahhh his full name is sweet.

duude did you know that snoops doggs name is Cordazer Calvin Broadus Jr.?

by ngfi9r3qn5yih05 September 16, 2006

calvin cordozar broadus jr

Snoop Dogg's real name

Before Snoop Dogg was Snoop Doggy Dogg, he was Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.

by HammerTheGreat May 7, 2008

Calvin M. Woodward Highschool

Calvin M. Woodward High School is a public high school located in the north side of Toledo, Ohio, that was built in 1928. Woodward is part of the Toledo City School District.The Woodward Polar Bears wear blue and white for athletics and chose their nickname because they are located in the north end of Toledo. In 2010, the building that Woodward's neighborhood had called home since 1928 was replaced by a newer facility located on the same property. Woodward has a bad reputation for being ghetto, full of drugs, and violence; but in all honesty is an amazing school with an amazing band, and amazing teachers.

Friend 1: Man I aint goin' to Woodward that shit is fucking crazy I'll get stabbed.
Friend 2: I went there and it's honestly not scary or different from any other high school. I love Calvin M. Woodward Highschool!

by Kay Siii July 10, 2012

to do calvin kleins

set up and snore lines of coke and ketamine

...whereas nobody knows which line is which, thus a kind of (non-lethal yet wicked russian roulette) - as seen and heard at london party last weekend

by swazi_london August 28, 2005

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021