vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job

I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

by FatherTimeWarp November 27, 2011

carpet bomb

The act of trying it on with every girl in the club,works party,bar . until you strike it lucky.

John: man i really need to get laid tonight . Its been a month.

Paul: dont worry mate we will just carpet bomb the club it always works.

John: safe dude.

by discodan4321 November 30, 2009

carpet muncher

One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina

Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.

by Dylan W. April 10, 2006

carpet burn

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie

I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!

by Hugh G Rection January 3, 2006

Rolling Carpet

When a female attempts to eat herself out by rolling up into a ball

When Cindy was rolling carpet last night, she missed and fell onto her side.

by Jason December 1, 2004

Carpet Muncher

One who licks a girls vagina,also called Rug Muncher

She is a carpet muncher

by Freak January 21, 2003

carpet steamer

when someone, usually a girl, goes down on another girl after she's already had an orgasm(s) causing her vagina to be extra moist.

Jamie, after giving Adrienne an orgasm with her fingers, proceeded to be a good carpet steamer and lick her lover's pussy in hopes of making her come again.

by j'ness October 2, 2006