Angry Callum

When small Callum gets angry. Which is often!!!

Tilly: you’re angry
Callum: I’m notttt ANGRYYY!!!

*said in an angry manor* (eyebrows scrunched up)
Tilly: oh it’s Angry Callum

by Massivelad March 30, 2019

Group Shiteo Calling

The act of multiple people joining a Skype group video chat while taking a shit.

Brady,Nick and Devon were all group shiteo calling last night and I joined just as the last turd dropped.

by Doctor Moonlight April 30, 2014

Calling Mom

An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door.

"No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours."

by billyelmo October 5, 2009

Callum

Callum.
A man who is highly intelligent, kind of cute but can sometimes make him self look like a shaggy dog, so he rarely likes to
Groom .He cares a lot but sometimes to much, doesn't like to be in uncomfortable situations for to long, Not a big drinker but when drunk tends to be the loudest most cheerful guy. 
He is sometimes stupid when trying to fit in. Has lost of friends but doesn't like many, hes more of a follower then a leader.

Callum is a true friends and simply amazing but thinks hes a god

by Used1105 December 31, 2011

Callum

a.k.a Cal Cal <3
Nathan Sykes look-alike, lovely person, always has something nice to say and is always hilarious!
Freaky fit, and a gorgeous gentleman ;)
All round perfect guy!

Girl 1: How was your date last night?
Girl 2: It was amazing, he was perfect!
Girl 1: Ahhh, must have been a Callum

by GossipGoat November 27, 2012

Calling Out Names

A Kurupt song in which he tears apart DMX, 50 Cent, Ja Rule and Irv Gotti, The Ruff Ryder's, Murder Inc, Nas, Foxy Brown, AZ and Nelly.

Shout-outs To Xzibit, RBX, CNN, Jay-Z, DefSquad, DefJam, Eve, Canibus, Wu-Tang, Daz, The Lox and The Dogg Pound.

Often incorrectly criticised as exascerbating the east-west coast tension...However he actually shouts-out to a fair few East-Coast rapper's.

He hates DMX because DMX said he slept with Kurupt's girlfriend at the time, Foxy Brown.

by Diego November 30, 2003

Callum

To send strangers or people you barely know graphic pictures of your anus.

I was minding my own business the other day when some stranger callumed me. I was offended and called the police.

by joshmc81 March 2, 2019