Cretaceous-Cuck

When everyone around you in your social circle knows your girlfriend is going to get fucked by some other guy in front of you, but you don't know it yet because you have "apocalypsed" this girl as your best and only option . Also known as a "Pre-cuck"

Bro, you are such a cretaceous-cuck. Your new girlfriend treats you like shit.

by Drizzller November 23, 2020

Chetan

The most dedicated and hardworking person you can find. He's there at work before the boss arrives and still there when the boss leaves.

Every company needs a Chetan.

by Mister Fart November 23, 2021

enemy cuntact

Enemy cuntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball assault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat.

"Enemy cuntact car full of jocks windows down windows down."

"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."

by robotlegcommando October 19, 2011

cretation

The production and distribution of press releases by cretins with limited grammatical or spelling skills.

Floyd Shivambu is guilty of the cretation of multiple ridiculous ANC Youth League public statements.

by the real juju November 8, 2010

Cuntacle

Cunts who act like they are popsicles and the candy of life, not to be confused with cunticle, or cunts who are like popsicles and are the candy of life.

Melinda: "Hey do you want to go out?"
Russ Teidrick: "No you cuntacle, but I'd like to suck on the cunticle over there."

by G.M.H. December 2, 2009

cueball

a hairless shaved vagina

horny perv #1: i'd like to eat that girl's cueball
horny perv #2: ya man, im gettin a tingly feelin in my pants just thinkin about it...

by jon1223 December 17, 2006

cretard

Someone who is a cretin and a retard.

Person 1: *someone* is a retard.
Person 2: *someone* is really dense.
Person 3: So, *someone* is a cretard.

by HGCE December 14, 2008