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Assassin's Creed

A sexual position based on the game by Ubisoft. One waits until one's chosen target is distracted, and then stealthily sneaks up behind the victim and inserts a finger or other bodily appendage into an orifice.
"I waited until Jenny was asleep, and then Assassin's Creed her. How much jail time is sexual assault, anyway?"
by dasvidanya May 4, 2012
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crepes

Thin, pancake-like french pastries that go good with fruit and whipped cream.
"I'm making craypes."
"Its pronounced crepes."
"Whatever."
by Zach G. December 5, 2003
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Creed

A fairly decent band that even though most people in America and some parts of the UK say they suck, most people bought their albums.
Human Clay 11x platinum
Weathered 6x platinum
Creed Fan - "Creed is awesome!"
Creed Hater - "Creed sucks!"
Creed Fan - "Human Clay went 11x platinum!"
Creed Hater - "faggot"
by creedisnotthatbadofaband June 2, 2008
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creedle

I was having a good time at the party until Raves creedled up and started talking to us.

Raves is creedling on my style by tring to wear the same shirts as me.
by exile034 October 15, 2008
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credenza

Rich persons term for a common computer desk. Sometimes has a hutch for storing objects.
desk
a) Sally, would you run out and purchase us a new credenza for the office?
by wallbert May 20, 2003
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creed

1. a retard who has no life and is depressed
2. a decent movie
3. a shitty band
gaige: oh no its creed
taylor: lets run
by creedthereedtard June 12, 2018
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a crapella

1. when a person has the music on his/her player and the volume is at the maximum and that person is "singing" along to it LOUDLY and sounds absolutely horrible.

2. when a vocal group sings a capella and totlly sounds like shit.
1. my roomate Billy was outside our apartment on the steps during the evening. He was listening to a Heart album at max volume. As if that weren't enough he SANG along loudly to the loud music and it was so gawdawful bad the dogs down the block were all howling. I was inside watching cable TV and I had to turn it up. I still could hear his a crapella keening. YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

2. Billy was listening to Tschovsky's "1812 Overture" in the next room at - you guessed it - max volume. No lyrics here ment no a crapella this time around. Alright!

3. A relative of mine wanted to see Billy Graham at the stadium and asked me to go with him. I said OK. We went on a Wednesday night. I wished we could've gone the next evening but he didn't have the time off. So instead of seeing Johnny and June Carter Cash as the musical guests we had stomach this wimpymilquetoast a crapella group called 4HIM. Too pedestrian, too "adult contemporary", too "clean", just plain nauseating. Yeeeccchhh.

4. Huey Lewis and the News sometimes do do-wop and all 3 times I've seen them live they've done an a capella number or two. Take 6 is a good harmony group also. No a crapella here.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 24, 2010
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