Commitment Issues

cameron.

Cameron has Commitment Issues

by urmom1212 June 17, 2021

steering committee

Group of people who think they are smart and make decisions on things that affect other people even though they don't really understand what they are doing. Usually comprised of corporate manager types...and at least one pretentious Wharton grad who thinks he's the shit because he went to same school as Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.

The assholes in the steering committee really fucked this regional meeting. Like...really fucked it.

by Mr. Boaty McBoatface March 29, 2017

committia

The name of the social disease that describes somebody with a fear of commitment.

That's the third girl in six months that Matt has broken up with. He must suffer from committia.

by M.Sherman January 9, 2009

Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.

John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.

by hahagoe September 6, 2012

Welcome Committee

A group of people or single persons wanting to sex up the new kid.

-Hot new girl walks past-
"hey you're the new girl."
"Yeah."
"Well have you met the Welcome Committee?" -points to the left to a group of guys-

by escaped mental patient January 21, 2010

comitted

Comitting is when you have a coughing fit so violent you involuntarily vomit.

Dude, I was driving to work and I comitted in my lap.

by TheBeagleRoger November 3, 2013

committing

committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.

Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!

by kitchenkrew August 3, 2009