bollocksology

1)bollocksology is the burocratic study of talking bollocks
2) christian science

1) that P.T.A. meeting was a load of bollocksology
2) bollocksology

by ldada December 25, 2006

Welsh Bollock Lock

A wrestling move in which one wrestler twists the scrote of the opponent.

Ah! My uncouth wrestling opponent just grabbed me by the ballsack and twisted my nads! He gave me the Welsh Bollock Lock! And now I'm announcing what happened at length, like characters in 1960s superhero comic books!

by Welsh Tiger April 23, 2009

bollockyboo

Bollockyboo
Something that is not funny, just very, very silly

What a load of bollockyboo

by Mr Banana December 17, 2006

silly as a box of bollocks

A term used to denote irrational and daft behaviour in someone not noted to be the most level-headed person in normal circumstances anyway.

As in "that Jacko...he's as silly as a box of bollocks".

by Clarkyboy March 7, 2005

fanny bollocks

Fanny Bollocks - Term used loosely when describing a male who shows characteristics of a woman even though he is a man. Someone who enjoys whinging constantly to annoy and anger his fellow companions. Does'nt want to go out and get pissed every night because he'd rather sleep.

Man 1 : Are you coming down the pub for a drink?
Man 2: Aaaaarrr......i dont know....no cant be bothered
Man 1 : You fannny bollocks

by matt November 11, 2004

Dog's Bollocks

According To the Early Twenty-First Century Commedian Eddie Izzard, The 'dog's bollocks' is a good compliment, as opposed to 'bollocks' which is a bad compliment.

"Your Majesty the Queen, that dress your wearing is the dog's bollocks!" -Eddie Izzard

by Mister Fred November 29, 2003

Uwe Boll

An absolute joke to the movie industry and the worst director in the history of mankind. He couldn't make a good movie if his pathetic life depended on it. This asshole makes Michael Bay look like fucking Steven Spielberg. People compare him to Ed Wood. Well, that's an insult to Ed Wood. At least Ed Wood loved movie making and was enthuastic that was shadowed by his poor filmmaking skills. All Uwe Boll cares about is his publicity and he will sink to extremely low levels to do so. One of his most famous stunts was challenging critics to boxing matches. Well, once he found out who he was facing, he backed down like the pussy against everyone who was bigger and stronger than him. Then he finally decides to beat the shit out of some wimpy critic who has absolutely no boxing training. What a fucking pansy.

In his latest attempt at controversy he sinks to an even lower level. He decides to make a 9/11 parody based on a shitty game called Postal. It's pretty pathetic if you want to exploit a terrible terrorist attack to get your name in the paper. Now liberal fucktards are creaming their pants everywhere thanks to him.

Where the fuck does he get his money to fund his films and WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DECIDE TO WORK WITH HIM?!

I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus than watch an Uwe Boll movie.

by Uwe Boll should die April 22, 2007