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Brendan Kell

an annoying guy that:
a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite
person a: yo why is that guy so bad at fortnite?
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell

person b: ahhh that makes sense.
by imoyyy July 13, 2018
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Brendan is a guy who loves many girls. the girls never love him back because he normally friend zoned himself before they have a chance. The girl he likes now is called Tessa. Brendan is a loyal Christian and will never portray god or Tessa.
Wow, your the best Brendan ever.
by keir mc mannus August 5, 2018
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That dude who slaps his own ass during straight sex.
He is very straight. "WOW Brendan is so hot and seems straight"-Straight woman who isn't transgender
by HypersMyth August 15, 2018
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The most exotic and majestic being ever to exist.
A Brendan can be wildly found exchanging words with Koreans.
A legendary being only known to a very few.
Mainly used in southern Canada.
Wow, I'm feeling very Brendan today!
by EyeVeeSaur February 5, 2019
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Man who sucks more penis than a vacuum in a 13 year old's house.
That person is a total Brendan
by pkmn101 September 7, 2018
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Brendan is a outstanding wimpy boy. But he is very strong on the inside. If you have a Brendan in your life go up to him and introduce yourself, they will be happy to be your friend! Brendan's are very nerdy. They are usually the most smartest kids in the whole school, but they are very kind and get strait As.

When he's with his girlfriend, he acts 10 TIMES as nicer. He will do anything for the person he loves, or people who are close to him.
He is amazing. No doubt. He almost never gets mad unless you hurt him first.

Brendan's are amazing people. If you ever get in a fight with Brendan, don't worry! He will get over it quickly and you might even become best buddies!
If you know a Brendan, you are very lucky!
Girl 1: Brendan's my world. He means everything to me! He is SO AMAZING!!!
Girl 2: He used to be mine. But then we broke up, but me and him are still good friends!!
Girl 3: Brendan and me are close buddies. I would never ever want to change that!
Girl 4: Isn't that the wimpy nerdy kid? Yeah, he's great!
by gx jbtekd, October 2, 2018
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Very autistic, depressed but he is very outgoing , funny, also love hungry (wink wink girls) this crazy combo makes him very good... such wow!!!!
Brendan stop being autsistic
by THOTSLAYER9000 October 2, 2018
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