Boris

Boris is definition of sigma male. He might seem weak, but belive me you don’t wanna mess with him. He have balls made out of steal and long dick. Boris can have any girl he want he even can have your father. Boris is everything you wanna be, and everything your mom want.

Man: hi sigma male no1 i am sorry to distrub you but my wife and i have a problem
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick

by SigmaMale29 November 22, 2021

Boris

A kid that’s way below the standards of being a high rank like plat 2 in Rainbow 6 Siege for example gets carried he drops breadsticks and donuts every game, also Tks when you’re about to clutch the game by yeeting a c4 and claps 3 teammates

Damn man you pulled a Boris you’re trash af

by Borissucks March 24, 2020

boris

boris is the best boy who only loves his gf.

lilla: i love boris.
boris: ofc u do. :)

by djlillor May 31, 2022

Bori

Happiness depends upon ourselves

Bori

by ldori November 23, 2021

Boris Vujicic

Psychopath from Serbia that is known for scams and fraud.

Person A: Have you seen Boris Vujicic?
Person B: No, I don't hang out with him, he's a psychopath

by malivaso November 21, 2019

boris menace

An ultra-cobtagious form of COVID-19 disease caused by the UK variant of SARS-CoV-2.

-Hey, I'm sorry I can't make it to dinner, I'm down ill.
-oh no! is it covid?

-yes, PCR test confirmed it's the Boris Menace so I'm highly contagious.

by mrvbola December 30, 2020

Doing a Boris

Let's say you want to take your GF to Barbados but you can't get time off work. Every time you boss comes up with an objection to you getting jiggy in the sun with Bae you come up with a brilliant way to shut him down.

In the end you win and he gets his ass handed to him.

Ian was being a hard ass but Gaz was doing a Boris.

by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 2, 2019