Boof

1. The sound and mixture created when beer, fart, and feces racously exit Brett Kavanaugh's anus. Mention of feces and beer may be omitted in polite company, although this would actually be a classic dry fart.

2. Also the sound of one's judicial appointment disappearing in a cloud of smoke.

1. Caught unawares by the fizzing stream of beer and feces streaming down his thigh, Brett Kavanaugh was dismayed to discover he had passed out before hearing his own boof.

2. "Boof!" and in an instant Brett Kavanaugh was free to coach full time.

by meatclaw October 1, 2018

Boof

Term for sexual intercourse, derived from the imagined onomatopoeia of the involved thrusting. Alternatives include 'boff', as used by Gene Hunt in the series Life On Mars.

bill and jane have been going out for ages, have they boofed yet?

by superhedge May 31, 2009

Boof

Another name for jail or prison

Dude they gonn put you up in the boof if you get caught with dat shit.....

by Pfunk May 31, 2017

boof

Hair with extraordinarily frizzy and bouncy qualities. Usually curly

Your hair has a lot of boof.

by McLol2008 April 4, 2009

Boofed

To have sex.

look at my ex of there with his new girlfriend....she has no idea we boofed last night

by GaZza Girl December 17, 2010

boofing

To hog all the weed in a smoking session; to take too many pulls off a blunt at once.

Hey man, pass the weed stop boofing!

by peachbutterfly09 January 8, 2014

Boof

Somebody that is a straight up square who always fails. Also used as a joking term between a group of friends.

Wassup, boof.
Look at that boof over there lol.

by ImSpeakinBaynglish December 19, 2015