Bonked

Word for when you're a mess aka fucked up.

"Aye bro you're bonked"

by BonkedBruh June 18, 2020

ski bossed

To get a blowjob from a broad with little to no effort

"You mean Sarah? Oh, that one chick from the party last night.. She got ski bossed."

by Green Eyes Dose September 19, 2007

Then I boned her

The act of boning

Lauren was in the door, then I boned her

by Gkahshdbd January 24, 2018

royaly boned

royaly boned = big trouble/your well in for it.

boy: i just ran over my girlfriend. she was cheating on me. 1000s of people saw me do it and the cops are after me.

girl: you are royaly boned dude.

by emo rach wants attention March 28, 2007

T-boned

The act of being penetrated by a tranny.

My bachelor party got a little out of control, it's not everyday you see your best man get t-boned by a tranny.

by Wuwu709 September 30, 2016

bonedavis

popular name durived from kicking someone in the nuts and putting your butt-hole on the tip of their nose

haha, i gave your mom a bonedavis last night!

by bobbyduce16 May 4, 2010

T-Boned

When a man cheats on a beautiful woman. Not just any man and not just any woman. It has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. Joe Shmoe can't T-Bone his wife Jane Doe but a famous dude can.

Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.

Tiger Woods totally "T-Boned" Elin Woods and man did she take one for the team.

by Rbeck December 2, 2009