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Cork Blocking

As a bartender, when you're trying to cut somebody off but their friends keep buying them drinks anyway.
I tried to cut the guy off from the wine but his friends kept cork blocking me and buying him another glass.
by Chip-O December 9, 2008
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Cock Blocking

Stopping an individual from getting any action through word of mouth
Walking up to some Beezy and saying " that guy just wants to fuck you"
Or when someone is laying the "Mack" coming up and being like "hey playa whos this bitch your with she is Fuckable are you gonna give me a turn"That is being a Cock blocking bastard
by Dnagy April 17, 2006
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double cock blocking

Usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some ass at a party or something and ass hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. A double cock block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. After this happens you usualy whip the guys ass in fury then go back in and get with the girl.
*girl sits on jakes lap*
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me
by ahhsay May 9, 2010
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dirty sanchez blocking

A blocking technique in Fight Night Round 3 which involves moving your hands in all possible blocking positions creating an unpregnable defensive scheme. Very cheap, also gay.
I was dominating Travis in the fight until he started fucking dirty sanchez blocking. That shit is gay.
by Mr.Boracus May 13, 2006
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blockin' they shit

When a guy tries to take over some other guys territory (girls, take over their drugs etc.)
We were over on the east side blockin' they shit all day.
by connollyrobyn November 19, 2010
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blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.
Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.
by MacBetty July 31, 2017
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blocktail

reluctantly buying an alcoholic beverage at a bar for the friend or friends, often of the opposite sex, of a romantic interest
“I can’t believe I had to get that dude a $12 blocktail just to keep talking to that chick!”
by momofyre December 13, 2017
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