batman

To fuck a girl and disappear the morning after.

Guy1:Why is chloe so mad at you?
Guy2:i batman'd her last night

by Dariuscraven January 11, 2008

batman drunk

Being intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent that you pull an article of clothing (shirt or skirt, usually) over your head and pretend you're Batman. Term was coined in an episode of Two-And-A-Half Men.

"While Jim was batman drunk he stretched out of the collar of his shirt."

by SpryOne May 19, 2005

The Batman

A rich man with issues who goes and beats up people with his multimillion-dollar gadgets and suit.

Op: "The Batman is just some guy in a costume, I ain't scared of him."

by coolpersonwhoplaysvideogames May 17, 2021

Batman

Awesome super hero

nananananananana Batman Batman

by Emmet October 18, 2006

Batman'd

To suddenly disappear/appear while you're around some people with you. Or walk off unnoticed by anyone around you.

Johnson: I was sitting with Mary the other night in the station, I looked a second later at her seat and she wasn't there.

Mark: Dude, you just got batman'd!

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Angelina: Whoa, man, how did you just appear out of nowhere.

Gay: Hey, I just batman'd you.

by yamammaisinthere May 11, 2011

Operation Batwing

Operation Batwing is a group of visionaries in their twenties, set out to stop the movement of women blindly flocking to uneducated/unemployed shithead males, with no desire to improve one's self.

Operation Batwing

Guy #1:"Hey isn't that your friend Susie, she's cute."

Guy #2:"Yeah, and of course she's with that 35 year old that's laid off from Taco Bell and milking unemploymet. I dunno why girls just gravitate to guys like that."

Guy #1:"Yeah you're right, we better just go home I have to be up early for school...these med classes I have this semester are no joke, plus it's no use anyway chicks love guys that wear wifebeaters in public for some reason."

Guy #2:"Right on I'm with ya, I have this really important meeting early I don't wanna be late for."

-Batwing was founded upon the principles of stopping this very situation.

by Brad Wyatt December 23, 2005

tristion batmann

Interesting character that has a split personality witch effects the way life is led, a nocturnal creature witch is mostly seen at night time when its deep dark outside, this character is someone who is kind and quite amazing at times but if pushed to a limit off anger will self-destruct and all rules are broken witch means messing with this character is not a clever thing too do at all if a enemy wants too live,

Oh look there's tristion batmann

by sarah holland June 2, 2011