Batman'ing

(verb) to leave a chatroom unexpectedly with out announcing it to others

Chatter 1: Hello?
Chatter 2: Hi!
Chatter 2: ...
Chatter 2: Goddamnit! Stop Batman'ing on me!

by Sallyandthestars September 13, 2009

Batman Villain

A person that is very obviously mentally ill and frequently does stupid idiotic things as a result of insanity,usually used in reference to an ex-lover.
Also can mean anyone who looks psychotic.

Dude,I broke up with Lindsey yesterday.Then she mailed me some anthrax.That bitch is a total Batman Villain

by slyver June 14, 2010

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Sweet Batman

A phrase used prior to ejaculation, during sexual intercourse or when masturbating.

Guy: I'm about to come!

Girl: pause not yet!

Guy: Sweet Batman!!!!

Girl: Disappointment. Yo could have said this is sparta

by christiebby June 15, 2009

A Batman

2 grams of marijuana

Just picked up a Batman from Johnny down the block

by CJXR May 6, 2020

Where the fuck is Batman?

When you happen to be in a shitstorm-like situation, and you expect someone to come get you out of it.

Shit, my girlfriend is about to screw me, but she doesn't know I'm gay! Where the fuck is Batman?!

Goddammit, theres a car about to ram me. Man, where the fuck is Batman?

by Gawdbro July 30, 2011

Batman Syndrome

Not being able to turn your head without turning your upper torso, as a result from neck injuries.

I got whiplash from the car accident, and now I am suffering from Batman Syndrome!

by pooot March 9, 2009