Granny Baste: the act or practice of granny basting. Similar to normal basting, however One must awaken his granny from her deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her wrinkles - When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED NANNA!!!" At which point you granny slap her across the face. Job well done.
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Also in reference to the theory that human combustion is in fact aliens transferring to their home base and because of this vast amount of energy used results in incineration of their human form.
Also in reference to the theory that human combustion is in fact aliens transferring to their home base and because of this vast amount of energy used results in incineration of their human form.
After the spontaneous human combustion had dwindled to a few burning embers, the bustee was swept into a dust pan by the late night janitor.
When the low frequency of home trembled through the night sky, the alien knew it was time to leave. It then burst into flames leaving only the charred remains of it's human disguise, reduced to a lowly bustee.
When the low frequency of home trembled through the night sky, the alien knew it was time to leave. It then burst into flames leaving only the charred remains of it's human disguise, reduced to a lowly bustee.
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