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Russian Turkey Baster

When you cum around the girls vagina, Then you suck up the Cum, and then you spit it on her face.
by milky Straws April 23, 2009
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ball basher

A girl that likes to hurt guys in the balls all the time. She does it without discomfort and technically perfect.
Have you heard about Jill? She is a really ball basher, all guys of her class try to get around her.
by Nerynth June 11, 2011
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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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Baser

1) A derogatory term used for younger military personnel in their first term of servicethat, on their free time, goes off of base/post and attempts to show off towards the local populace, usually in an annoying and obnoxious manner.

2) A derogatory term used by locals around a military installation to describe military personnel that roam around town hitting on all the local women. May be men, depending on the "Baser's" gender.

The term "Baser" is also used by older/more experienced military personnel to describe their subordinates who perform these sort of actions.
"Man, we were all havin a good time when out of nowhere these Basers showed up at our party and decided to blast their music in our ears!"

"These basers are getting out of control in here. One was hitting on my girlfriend!"

SSG Oakes:"Did you see your unit in town the other day, SSG Williams?"

SSG Williams: "Ya, well, we all acted like basers at one point or another."
by aFriskyPlatypus June 29, 2010
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basterd

One who kills lots and lots of Nazis, in various ways that will amaze you.

Someone you should look up to.
Jon Thomas is a basterd!!
by JonThomas August 26, 2009
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bastered

Somthing that Gray often calls people in place of bastard. He hope's that it will one day spread to the rest of the population.
You bastered!....wait a minuite, isn't it bastard?

I'd rather be a bastered than a bastard.
by IronFist February 1, 2005
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The Turkey Baster Method

A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.
Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.

Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
by bbnk April 22, 2011
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