I'm super bored

You really have to have no life to look this up. But since you did...

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Here is some one whipping and nay-naying at the same time

Nobody likes when I'm super bored, because I eat to much cheese

by Cheese for life #cheese May 27, 2018

I'm bored

One way for an excuse to text people randomly

Ginny: I'm bored!
Max: Okay so hows your day goin

by HolzLaim February 12, 2022

Boris

The Highest Ranking man in all of Europe. He is the husband of Mother Russia herself. Now they praise The Slav King Boris, AKA The Shashlik King or Super Slav, has received the flask of honor making Russia great again. Recently, Boris has fought off the Nazi's in Germany and will go on to fulfill the dream of a universe painted red along with a hammer and sickle. Boris has created an everlasting Soviet Union and has united many other Slav countries including Poland, Czech Republic, the deceased Yugoslavia, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Croatia, the conquered Latvia, Slovenia, and many other countries. He will make sure the Nazi's fall to their knees at his mighty power. You don't need anything fancy to conquer the world only 10,000 warehouses full of vodka.

All praise the Slav King Boris

by TheSlavKing June 4, 2018

borny

Borny (bohr-nee). adj.

1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."

2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated

3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).

4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.

I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.

Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.

by Dick Rex, P.I. January 18, 2008

Boris Johnson

National embarrassment.

That Nigel Farage is a complete Boris Johnson.

by SDC65 September 12, 2021

Bored

The state of mind you are if your looking at this

Im so bored !!Lets search up "bored" on Urban Dictionary to waste time !!

by bored !!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 18, 2008

Boris Johnson

The last bastion of white male privilege and a national embarrassment.

Boris Johnson: Tally ho chaps and damn his eyes to Putney Bridge! Buller buller buller!!!!
Foreign tourist: What's he talking about? I didn't understand a word he said.
British citizen: That's Boris Johnson, he's our Prime Minister and I'm so ashamed, I want to emigrate.

by Minderbinder November 20, 2020