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BMW

1. Car Company that during the second world war made aeroplane engines. Now have a selection of top of the range cars
2. Black Mans Willy
1. Mums got a BMW!
2. Dads got another BMW!
by Genjix October 27, 2003
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BMI

The body mass index. The classical way of defining and breaking one's degree of obesity when comparing one's body weight to height. In other words, it is a politically correct way of saying to someone that your a tub or lard.
Your BMI is off the charts, at 58585858855875477474744 TONNES
ur fatt.
by itsPrYzm June 3, 2020
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BMOYL

You just made the BMOYL for putting that pizza in the oven this early.
by CPonder December 2, 2010
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Bmd

Girlfriend: "You didn't text back for 2 hours!!"
Boyfriend: "Sorry babe I was bmd but the vid had a cool story."
by ThothOfTheStreets099 August 3, 2017
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BMW Driver

Self absorbed, self important assholes.

They drive like they are the only vehicles on the road, don't know how to use their indicators, don't know the meaning of the term "speed limit" or at least believe that it does not apply to them, jump the traffic lights, park on double yellow lines/on corners/in front of dropped curbs/across 2 or more parking bays etc (impulsiveness, irresponsibility, poor behavioural control). If you ever see one getting a ticket they will always been full of rage that someone has dared to slight them (grandiose sense of self worth, failure to accept responsibility for their own actions).

They also seem to think they're better than everybody else, and that the BMW is the pinnacle of human achievement. They imagine that other peoples dislike for them is due to jealousy of them and their car, and that owning said vehicle means they are richer than everyone else (grandiose sense of self worth), and is not in any way due to them exhibiting the behaviours outlined above (lack of remorse or guilt, lack of empathy).

In short, they exhibit many of the traits associated with being a narcissist or psychopath.
Some asshole BMW driver decided to double park with his hazards on on main street and held up all the traffic for 10 minutes so he could go to Starbucks.
by Slamdaddy UK July 3, 2014
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bms

Ayo,laniyah you really bms.
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BMW

Stands for Bavarian Motor Works. Quite possibly the best auto manufacturer. BMW combines luxury, performance,and prestige to create what is well known as "the ultimate driving machine". These high end cars are often driven by affluent, upper-crust americans who appreciate fine quality and workmanship.
He sped out of the parking lot in his BMW coupe and made a lasting impression on the witnesses.
by hey it's pat December 29, 2007
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