Batchelor

a batchelor is someone who will always be alone due to loving one direction so much and fantisising over harry styles

when you get shit stuck onto the bottom of your shoes

OMG, I'M MASTURBATING OVER HARRY STYLES, i think im a batchelor

Oh crap, i just got a batchelor

by ii beeyyyy November 29, 2011

Bitchlord

A senior from the LHS soccer team who owns a freshman, otherwise known as a bitch. Each bitchlord is able to claim one bitch of his own and haze the shit out of said bitch.

Person 1: Hey bitch, go get those balls behind the goal.
Person 2: Yes, bitchlord.

by crustysock777 August 7, 2018

sayyed bachelor

some1 whos still a full time student and on the hunt for a temporary wife and refuses the idea of a permanent wife

hi, im sayyed bachelor ...would u like to go out for some milkshakes?

by Moe99 April 20, 2008

Bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar

dating a closeted gay man

Man 1: “OMG, that bitch is coming over to brag about his “straight” boyfriend”.

Man 2: “I can’t stand that slut. Internalized homophobia’’s wiki has his name under the “see other” in MLA the references”

Man 3: “So my man wants to chill but only if it’s gay_”

Man 2: “You can get to stepping. You’re bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar and you are not coming here and playing Gold Star Queen!!

Man 1: “Bye!!!”

by 467877fdfg March 29, 2018

second-wind bachelorette

A woman who has ended the relationship with her marital partner and has found that life outside of marriage can be much more fulfilling.

That Amanda, I know it was hard to do at first but it looks like she’s really grown into enjoying life on her own terms; she’s really come into herself as a second-wind bachelorette.

by Adjective_AF June 29, 2020

Bachelorette

A feminine form of the word bachelor. Really just a synonym for 'spinster' but a TV series called 'The Spinster' sounds a whole lot less attractive because of the implication that an older unmarried woman must be damaged goods.

I watch The Bachelorette to convince myself that even beautiful women can be as single and desperate as me.

by Ajdbxisnsbcnfe October 18, 2018

Batchelor High-Five

When you find a girl a girl, grab her boob, and when she goes to slap you, you high five her.

Dude, Shane gave that girl a Batchelor High-Five last night and now they are dating!

by Punkaboo October 18, 2011