Bestie Wife

A woman you want as your wife someday but because of circumstances you can't be in a relationship so you are willing to settle for being besties until that day comes.

Jennifer is Tom's bestie wife, maybe someday he will upgrade her.

by ZeeRoja June 14, 2018

bEstie beSs

a cute little among us that enjoys watching women pet dogs. she is a goofy jellynet that is hottiedog

stef: i love bEstie bEss
scarlett: same bro

by godlygrasseater February 8, 2022

MJ Bestie

When your best friend (aka bestie) is called MJ (like in Mary Jane or Mickael Jackson). They have the purest of souls, will light you up when your life is dark, are the prettiest of persons, and most of all, they will be the utmost pinnacle of best friends. Remember to get to know them well and care for them, and life will be as fun and fulfilling as it can be!

Person 1: "So who's that pretty girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's MJ Bestie. She's such a great friend!"

by cataplexy July 10, 2023

special besties

one step up from besties. two (or more) people, often of the same sex, who have an ambiguously romantic “friendship”. they usually engage in “platonic” physical affection or have a married couple like dynamic.

these kind of relationships in media tend to be related to queer coding or queerbaiting.

are sarah and olivia, you know, special besties? they seem REALLY close.

by tswizzlesbitch13 May 26, 2021

bass bestie

it's when you're best friend is a pomegranate.

Zack: Bro my sis has a bass bestie
Ash: damn bro

by TJayDJ June 18, 2021

Lesbi-bestie

A lesbi-bestie is a straight person best lesbian friend

Susan: hey do you know Janice

Bob: oh yeah she's my lesbi-bestie

by E-pizzel May 25, 2018

Betrayal Bestie

Someone who was your besie and had at least 1- 14 word conversation with you and them betrays you like the little bitch he is. They are found in all shapes and forms. Be care full because your bestie may become a betrayal bestie.

Lauryn: HEY HANSON
Hanson: ...
Lauryn: why are you ignoring me

Hanson: Cause you are embarrassing
Matha: huh seems like at Betrayal Bestie

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers December 5, 2019