nacho hat award

The ultimate meaningless award given to someone for doing absolutely nothing remarkable.

He'll be given the nacho hat award for lack of any suitable recognition.

by Pengal May 30, 2008

The Dogma Award

A forever prestigious award given to one who has shown TENACITY, GUMPTION, and REMAINED CURIOUS in times of great competition. Only the most tenacious, gumptious and curious individuals can recieve the award.

Presentation of the award is accompanied with surprise and confusion caused by flashing lights and the cheers of the prepared. The award is never the same, but is most often a delicious food object, or an object of little monetary value.

Presentation follows a pattern thusly:

*Andrew, the accomplice, flashes lights*

Jake: "DOGMA!!!! AHHHH"
*mass confusion and awe in the crowd of competitors*
Jake: "The Dogma Award this week goes to one who has shown TENACITY, GUMPTION, they REMAINED CURIOUS, and GOT what they GAVE! The prize this week is a NATURE VALLEY BAR taped to a NECTARINE!!!!"
*Jake proceeds to show off physical prize*
Jake: "The award goes to... Drew!!"
*Mass applause*

by NukeFalcon October 19, 2009

akward arm situation

When you are on a plane, in a movie theater, etc. and there is only one arm rest and you and the person sitting next to you both want it.

Jane was in the movie theater on Monday night and there was a man sitting next to her. They both wanted the arm rest.

A classic akward arm situation.

by hh disney freak June 6, 2010

DAB Award

D-Drunk
A-Ass
B-Bitch
Award
The award that is granted to the drunkest most sloppy person from the night or at a party.

Yup she definitely wins the DAB award tonight.

by *Bootzz* November 13, 2011

National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week

Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.

"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."

by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009

apkarian

A very strong drink. Take an equal mix of all the flavored liquors in the bar, splash of blue Curacao, splash of soda and topped with Red Bull. Serve on ice, in a pint glass.

Holy crap, last thing I remember was ordering an Apkarian, everything afterward is just a blur.

by Baghdad Joe September 27, 2010

Black Reel Award

An annual award ceremony that:

1. given only to black director, actor, actress, writer for their contribution in Hollywood. Black people like: Penélope Cruz, Maya Rudolph, Mariah Carey, Gabriele Muccino, Dev Patel etc.

2. introduce and promote racism even in Hollywood. pioneer for "American Bruce Lee Award", "Hispanic Hollywood Award", "Dimitry Goes to Hollywood Award" etc.

1. Barak Obama: Dude, Before wiking info for Black Reel Award, i never new Penélope Cruz is black.

George Bush: yeah, she just as black as Mariah Carey.

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Me no Happy, Me want more award, Me want to create a new award, "Austrian-American-California Governor Award".

by IceQube June 29, 2011