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by discordian January 7, 2004
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ashman

An individual who consumes gravy by the pint whilst oggling ladies and rubbing his thighs in a disturbing matter.
I went to the cafe for Roast beef au jus, but this pretty young thing sat down opposite, next thing I know, Im doing the Ashman
by Noomz May 23, 2007
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Assachusetts

1. Formerly the 6TH state admitted to the Union of the United States of America (see Massachusetts) until announcing eligibility of homosexual couples to marry in the state, as if the rest of the Union cares.

2. Ted Kennedy's personal playground (see booty plunder alcohol forgetfullness hypocrisy).

3. Home of AA, the state's new abbreviation, as well as the acronym for the infamous counseling group for overconsuption of adult beverages.
I was originally born in Leominster, Assachusetts.
by jovet November 26, 2003
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assage

Bastardization of "ownage" and "ass".
"That kicks ass" + "That owns"
"Kick assage!"
by Dur.... May 3, 2003
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Assmaster

Jake says to margie, "Hey you're a bitch!"

Margie says back, "Go report back to your assmaster!"
by Alli-BABA July 3, 2010
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assmaggot

A whiny, sniveling, and ungrateful person. This word coined (AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and first used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.
how about you be mature and gracious they did you a favor you goddamned assmaggot (From the original posting.)
by Pending April 30, 2003
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assmaduff

look at that assmaduff
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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