Assblowing

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.

Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.

by Nguy69 August 20, 2020

asjloiho

When 6 year olds rage

Player; Haha i killed you
6 year old: ASJLOIHO

by A normal potato September 22, 2020

Aslowoke

The opposite of ‘Woke’. Where the state of being is both slow and asleep vs. being hip to facts... or ‘WOKE’b

I am so old and ASLOWOKE that I just wait for others whom I suspect are WOKE to inform and update me before I even speak!

by Major T. January 10, 2021

Ashlove

to continue loving someone even after the relationship ended. Like hanging on to the ashes.

She’s happy being in ashlove.

by coolheart April 15, 2021

ashlow

The most notorious of all the Ashes, He’s out spoke, brave and courageous. He’s 1 of 1 and other alpha males want to be like him. He’s a loyal friend and a good companion. The ladies find it hard to resist such charm from a handsome man. The world is a better place with him in it because he’s all about good vibes and energies.

Ashlow is someone who don’t take no bullshit and he doesn’t sugarcoat nothing

by Ashlow Jroad November 23, 2021

Asscort

An escort, from the west coast (Arizona, Nevada, California ect.) and/or an escort that has minimum of 1 of the following characteristics
- will not show up to an agreed time/ location and go ghost
- shows up on time, agrees to duration and rate, however after receiving the amount, says that she works on tips and leaves after a max of 5% agreed time(typically disappearing at an event after an excuse like going to the bathroom.)

-will be high to the point of unconsciousness following heavy amnesia (after making a deposit and meeting up, hourly rate at or above 1700)
- very unprofessional

person A: im going to Arizona to party

person B: beware that the escorts are actually asscorts

person A: Fuck that shit, asscorts are the last thing i ever want to deal with
person B: Exactly, that's why i only pay escorts

by Dop3matt3r_ March 21, 2023

asloon

a body of water that’s freshwater and too big to be a lake and too small to be an ocean

hey mom, is lake huron an asloon? “yes sugarplums”

by JamesCharles69420 July 13, 2023