Assbarfer Syndrome

repetitive explosive diarrhea

"When Salyn heard that Corn might have 'Assbarfer Syndrome' , she laughed so hard she was snorting .

by Cornykins July 7, 2011

ASSFACE

your face looks like an ass

your face REALLY looks like an ass, makin you an assface

by Bob Thornby October 5, 2006

C-ho assface

shes my one and only princess bibbins who wears exspenivvvvv clothes and goes out wit c-money. She has a problem and her cat looks like a dog. when you ask her for a piece of paper she hands you a 20. She also has a bodacious ass which aids her in "backing that thang up!"

Cameron Keast Baker

by Molly L May 17, 2004

assfaggot

One who takes a cock in thyn ass.

Brad is an assfaggot. He works at a chocolate factory as a fudgepacker.

by Steve Viola February 27, 2008

asscara

An upper butt tattoo. Contraction of ass plus mascara. Same thing as tramp stamp or ass antlers.

My asscara was only half-hidden by my belt when I bent over to tie my shoes.

by Crestus August 26, 2007

Assfirmations

noun (as-fer-may-shuns); any negative or derogatory comment made in reference to those below you on the food chain. Any comment that those sad fucks make to try to avoid overdosing on Xanax.

Assfirmations of the day: I love myself! (even though I don't). I am beautiful! (even though I'm an ugly fuck).

by Jenbum & D-dogg October 15, 2008

Assfro

Assfro - when the hair on the back of a man's ass is so wild and hairy, it looks like an afro.

Hey honey, it's time to wax your back end again, you are growing an assfro.

by Wildchild68 October 19, 2009