apocalypse

When you want to look at porn but the internet isn't working.

Was hoping to unwind after a stressful day but it turned out to be the apocalypse. My dreams of good times were shattered when I realized it was the apocalypse.

by SirxiumNotCMD April 1, 2022

The apocalypse

What has been happing ever since they made Cats into a movie.

Signs of the apocalypse:
COVID-19
The entire fucking planet is on fire
Climate change
Russia going to war with Ukraine
Cats the movie
Shall I go on?

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.

"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.

by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021

the copy and paste/aesthetic apocalypse

basically it's this kpop stan wanting to move to north korea because "ramen" and "anime" and they dont even know how bad north korea is. they most likely will be wearing some straight black hair with the "beautiful hair for beautiful people" hair or the "clean spikes" ugc hair. in most circumstances, the predator will have black hair, but sometimes it may be brown. they usually have an outfit consisting of checkers and black and white colors, but if their slender left them, they then wear a black torn hoodie with bloody bandages to try and say "im depressed" and their body type is always going to be the woman package but with man legs to try and have an "attractive" look. i will now move onto the slenders, which have a body type that gave their species the name "slender" they usually are very tall with the "robloxian" package but with one leg that makes them even taller. they usually have the "clean spikes" ugc hair, or a bunch of hairs mixed together. they always have black hair, i've never seen one with any color other than that. other than the things ive listed about slenders, they aren't too different from the aesthetic/copy and paste girl.

"im apart of the copy and paste/aesthetic apocalypse-"

by anonymous April 16, 2021

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.

“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse”

by Horrific Sex July 7, 2025

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued

"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

by PhatSphoincter October 2, 2025

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.

2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued

"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025