other 99% of milk 

A way to combat the fearsome ruling in the milk community: some believe that the other 98% of milk is the rarest object in the game, but it is clear that those mortals who follow such beliefs have the brain of a "dumb person" (a human who believes in the rarity of the other 98% of milk).

Dumb Person: The other 98% of milk is so rare!
Intelligent Human: Nah bro, you must not have heard of the other 99% of milk.

other 99% of milk by the man with milk May 23, 2020

$99.99 

A cheap way of saying $100.

I'll sell you this computer for $99.99. A one cent discount!

$99.99 by do you fart June 18, 2020

Rule 99 

If it exists, people will get offended by it.

I'm betting this will also get a lot of hate.

Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.

Rule 99 by Zer0skills February 13, 2021

Shellboi_99 

A creature so powerful it can destroy countless planets with a blink of an eye in which he possesses a way bigger cock than yours

Person 1 : i aint gay man but that guy is super hot
Person 2: ye no shit its the almighty Shellboi_99

Shellboi_99 by Kharamad3oos67 October 29, 2021

Shellboi_99 

A creature so powerful that it could demolish multiple countless planets within a blink of an eye in which he also possesses a cock thats far bigger than yours.

Man 1: i aint gay but that man is smoking hot
Man 2: ye no shit its the almighty Shellboi_99

Shellboi_99 by KharaMad3oos76 October 29, 2021

lk-99 

A potential room-temperature superconductor, and something Gen Z will milk the heck out of. If enough time is allocated to LK-99's research and development, it would be the biggest inventions of the 21st century, and something that the general public will hear at least once.

This was originally published by three South Korean researchers just casually experimenting in their university/whatever lab they were working in. The research paper is not peer-reviewed, and was published to a archive research site.

We will finally be able to have super fast friction-less trains and hover-boards from Back From the Future movies. If you don't don't hear it at all in the coming 30 days, maybe it turned out to be another flop.

Some 3 guys in Korea: we just experimented with a new type of room-temperature superconductor, LK-99, which will revolutionise humanity and the way we use electricity!

Western science papers and scientists worldwide: Uh, we don't think so, unless enough R&D is put into whatever this new substance you're talking about is.

Same 3 guys from Korea: You are free to reproduce our scientific results, if you wish.

lk-99 by jackedwebber August 3, 2023

Cooks to 99 

Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.

“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”

Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”

Cooks to 99 by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020