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Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.
β€œFirst Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”

Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was β€œcooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) β€œcooks to 99”
by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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