meat chugger 

When you are getting a blowjob and your penis gets stuck in her braces and you nut in her mouth.

Your sister gave me a meat chugger and now my shlong has cuts.

meat chugger by Chancellor Bennet June 17, 2016

meat tossing 

A. Not what it sounds like

B. Establishing one's dominance by taking bites out of grilled (or otherwise cooked) meats before forcefully tossing them at living targets in the home of a third party.

Daniel: Did you hear that Zack was doing some serious meat tossing last night?
Eric: That is v. gross Daniel.
Daniel: No, it's not what it sounds like.

meat tossing by SlootSloth June 14, 2016

meat wacking 

One who admires jerking off their rather small penis.

Goose lip Mel loves meat wacking with hot massage oil.

meat wacking by Money Green May 25, 2016

meat snuggling 

When the act of snuggling consists of vagina and a penis.

Ashley and Timothy were caught meat snuggling in the woodshed.

meat snuggling by ButteryPorcupine May 21, 2016

Meat casing 

That thing that goes on your dick to prevent STDs or worse, child support payments.

You did remember a meat casingwhen you porked that girl right?

Meat casing by SummerDawn232 June 25, 2016

meat sandwich 

A gay three-way orgy (involving males only for female definition see meatless sandwich)

Stan, Gary and Bob created a meat sandwich when that all had sex together.

meat sandwich by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

Meat Gazer 

A female/male who stares at men's packages and try to image the size of it.

I was doing a presentation for work and this meat gazer was at the front row looking at my package. WTH!?!?!?!

Meat Gazer by Bose21 September 10, 2016