shit-ski

Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.

Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.

I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!

by geek.neo September 12, 2010

Shit-ton

Shit-ton, despite sounding like a measure of mass, is actually a measure of volume. In other words - a shit-ton is the volume occupied by a ton (mass) of shit.

(On a tour of a brewery) "On our left, we have our primary fermenters. Each fermenter has the capacity of 2.3 shit-tons, which is equivalent to the amount of beer drunk every second in the United States"

by omerfriedman July 11, 2012

Well Shit

An expresion of discontentment in a recent turn of events

"She's going out with bob now... Well Shit"

by boris March 28, 2004

tired as shit

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.

Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.

by papermachete November 11, 2005

Deep Shit

In a (very) bad situation

I'm walking alone in Detroit, thus I'm in deep shit

by Ikey July 14, 2006

gypsy shit

Methods used in mathematical proofs/derivations that was seemingly pulled out of one's ass, justified by use of "clairvoyance."

Often found in work in theoretical physics.

Student A: "Hey, how would you expand Riemann-Zeta(1+epsilon) while epsilon approaches 0?"
Student B: "Oh, dude...that's some serious gypsy shit with the Euler-Mascheroni."

by JLyricist March 22, 2010

Shit-canned

To get fired.

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!

by Luckyfindz December 22, 2008