boris's definitions

linux

A half-finished piece of shit for an operating system that's a pain in the ass to install, a pain in the ass to use, and a pain in the ass to remove from the hard drive.

On the bright side, Linux makes an excellent disk partitioning tool.

If Linux was designed primarily for network servers, then it doesn't make any sense to market it as a desktop replacement, especially if the applications suck, and hardware detection is nonexistent.

I wasted half of a 14 CDs of a 25-CD spindle on 9 variants of Linux. 6 of them didn't work because the computer shut down when the installation detected my video card. 2 variants wouldn't detect my soundcard, modem, USB scanner, and USB drive. Driver installation didn't do jack shit to solve the problem. The ninth variant detected my modem and USB drive, but kept playing this wierd, chaotic, repeating tune through my soundcard. Unfortunately, there were no sound drivers to resolve the issue.

Windows 98 beta detected all my hardware, and driver installation was a cakewalk.

Thank GOD I bought my CDs cheap from Big Lots. But still that was a waste of CDs that I could have filled with the best freeware available for Windows.

May the Linux programmers burn in Hell.

by boris May 13, 2005

Well Shit

An expresion of discontentment in a recent turn of events

"She's going out with bob now... Well Shit"

by boris March 28, 2004

Boria

A true pimp and playa

That kid is mos def' Boria

by Boris March 30, 2003

gankle

one with exceedingly long and uncontrollable limbs.Usually from the country

Richard and Sandy are the biggest gankles. or Richard and Sandy gankled it up before

by boris June 22, 2003

freestyle

When someone punk bitch lays downa dope ryhme.

His name is Ross
Ross is his name
Being a fat gay is his game

by Boris September 17, 2004

floppa

to expose ones penis to an unsuspecting "victim" and have it returned to ones pants

nich did a floppa last night

by boris June 21, 2003

comminazi

a communist and a nazi, often self contradicting but his sole purpose is to destroy everything

for the motherland, for the fatherland

by boris July 29, 2003