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Homancing 

Homancing: (verb) the act of romancing a known promiscuous individual into sexual relations under the guise of a traditional romantic relationship.
Guy 1: Are you really dating her? She's such a slut!
Guy 2: Nah. I'm just homancing her for a bit.

I'm not really interested in dating her so much as I am in homancing her for a while.

Mom: Use'em for sex girls. Use'em for sex. Homance'em and leave.
Homancing by Jajen2003 September 21, 2010
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humans vs zombies 

Tag-like game played on college campuses. In the game, zombie players try to tag human players. Humans try to escape/defend themselves. Tags turn humans into zombies. Zombies win if all humans are turned. Humans win if all zombies starve, or if they complete the final mission. The game is played 24/7, until one side wins.
All players begin as humans and wear a bandana on their arm. A player is chosen by the moderators to be the original zombie (OZ). Zombies usually move their arm bands to their heads, to show that they've turned, but depending on the game, the OZ can stay anonymous for a day, or until a certain killcount.
The OZ tags as many humans as possible, turning them into zombies. Each zombie must tag a human every 2 days, or the zombie starves, and is out.
Mods monitor zombie kills and human transformations using an online program. All players are given an alphanumerical code before gameplay begins. When a zombie tags a human, the human must give the zombie their code. The zombie enters the code into the computer program. This process monitors the times that a zombie has fed, as well as what humans have been eaten.
Humans defend themselves from zombies by shooting nerf guns or throwing socks. If hit, the zombie is stunned for 15 min.
Safe zones are areas where zombies can't attack humans. Depending on the game, offcampus areas can also be considered safe zones.
Missions are created by mods to keep humans from hiding all game.
Guy 1: Sup man, why do you have all those nerf guns?

Guy 2: Don't you know, man? There's a humans vs zombies game this week. The zombie apocalypse is upon us!

Guy 1: Aww man, I missed the sign up. Gonna need to do that next time, by going to www.humansvszombies.org.
humans vs zombies by john63 May 28, 2010

HumancentiPad 

2 or more individuals conjoined mouth to anus, with an iphone taped onto the forehead of the first one, and an iPad taped the last one's ass. Now the iPad can walk and read.
person 1: hey have you seen the humancentiPad episode on southpark??
person 2: yea its disgustingly awesome
person 1: iknowww rightt
The only creatures I can think of that don't need a REAL reason or justification for hurting, killing, or manipulating each other.

Other animals do what they do for survival, territory, or competitive reproduction. They may act vicious, but none act that way for fury or a simple desire to kill, especially not to their own species.

This, of course, only applies to very few people; such as serial killers, terrorists, war criminals, etc. It's still kind of interesting to think about, especially if you're... just a freak.
Attention all humans, you can see why I spend more time posting online or out in nature than conversing with you now.

Truth is, I'm kind of afraid of all of you.
Humans by I'm just a freak October 10, 2012
hemang is smarter then you
Hemang by Jack the Lad December 1, 2004

Himanshu 

Himanshu is an Indian name, him+anshu, means ice+particle.
Sometimes related to Himalays mountain and part of ice.
I met a guy yesterday , his name was Himanshu.
Himanshu by himanshu bhamra February 21, 2008
"god's" abortion....the human race
Humans:The most expendable form of life on the planet!!!!!
Humans by humanhater January 18, 2008