(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.
I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gasmedicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.
When the little spoon farts while in a cuddlingposition, the space between the big and little spoon where the fart travels upwards knocking the big spoon out.
Little spoon: *farts*
Big spoon: OMG, not again, that fart traveled right up fart alley into my nostrils!
Little spoon: *hehehe*
Fart Hard means something that is veryy hard like SO HARD. It describes so muchhhhhhh hard .
If you cant do a thing that seems hard, you say "ITS SO FART HARD!!"
Being Fart Pilled is basically a middle ground between Blue Pilled and Red Pilled political wise. Meaning not right wing not left wing but middle ground
Guy 1: Hey are you based and red pilled?
Guy2: Na I donāt like either Party Iām based and fart pilled