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brain freeze

slang for {ice cram headache}. the burning, stabbing, painful feeling in the front portion of your head that you get after ingesting a large amount of ice cram or some other cold substance in a short period of time.
Holy shit, I ate my whole damn ice cream cone from Carl's in 30 seconds and my head is fucking exploding!!!
brain freeze by Matilda Small July 15, 2008

brain plague 

"I went to Honolulu and all I got was this lousy brain plague"

Rusty Brain 

A sex act, similar to the rusty scupper, where a man and woman are engaging in anal sex because she is having her period. Shortly before climax, she pulls out a strap-on and rubs it all over his face. She then yells "Welcome to the Thunderdome Bitch".
Much to his eventual dismay, Lisa pulled a rusty brain on her boyfriend while she was having her period.
Rusty Brain by Brucestafer August 3, 2008

brain challenged 

some total idiot you cannot figure out how their brain
generates even enough electricity for them to walk.
ex. - boy oh boy that george w. bush sure is brain challenged.

(must be spoken with a texas accent)
brain challenged by bluestele April 27, 2006

smooth brain 

smooth brain- it is someone that is an idiot. this means that the more ripples you have on your brain, the smarter you are. So in conclusion, if you got a smooth brain then you are a dumb ass.
1.Jim sucks at chess he is such a smooth brain
2. Jim: HOWDY Y'ALL! Darry: pfft smooth brain Bryson: what a dumbass
smooth brain by yomama.coma December 4, 2020

Brain Melt 

When you go to work but have nothing to do, so you end up standing and/or sitting around waiting for the next project.
Person 1: How's your day going?

Person 2: Uhg, I've had nothing to do all afternoon. I'm having a total brain melt.
Brain Melt by krdgrl October 7, 2009