Black Mirror 

The reflection of an unlit computer screen after it is accidentally or unwillingly shutdown while you're in front of it, giving you a chance to rethink your life as you see your self.

My laptop screen turned off once in the middle of watching and I saw my own horrible jerk-off face in the black mirror.

I stopped and really thought about my life.... Then plugged my computer in and picked up where I left off.

Black Mirror by GreyPoupon102797 January 19, 2017

Black Company 

this refers to a business that gives it's employees low salaries and no pay for overtime while requiring long working hours and with little to no days offs. these companies are also known for allowing several kinds of harassment of employees while working there.

the term originated from japan and gained traction outside of it with the rise of the net.

"I don't think you should work there as I heard 'fake company name' is a black company. you should work at 'super fake company' instead"

Black Company by grass_head October 19, 2021

Olympic Cock blocking 

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.

the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.

Olympic Cock blocking by sweetrod willy March 5, 2010

Blockberry Creative 

a company made by flops that are going in debt which only made a few bucks from the girl group LOONA trying to save their ass

person 1: hey do you stan loona?
person 2: oh the group that’s owned by the worlds most biggest flop called blockberry creative??

Blockberry Creative by loona4eva March 26, 2022

blackaboo 

when someone, that’s not black, acts like or says they’re black/African/African american/Jamaican/Caribbean.

White Person: I CAN SAY NIGGA! IM BLACK!

Black Person: Your obviously not, you blackaboo! Unseasoned, unedited, discharge, lookin head ass. Ya as ashy as me!

blackaboo by adqreyoongi April 5, 2021

Lewis Black 

Best comedian ever.

So we have a FAKE reporter doing a REAL report on a REAL movie about a FAKE reporter. I can't take it!

Lewis Black by Skelington December 1, 2003

Black Friday 

The frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have.

A team of wild demon horses couldn't drag me to the mall on Black Friday.

Black Friday by HotGingerMess June 5, 2014