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The reflection of an unlit computer screen after it is accidentally or unwillingly shutdown while you're in front of it, giving you a chance to rethink your life as you see your self.
My laptop screen turned off once in the middle of watching and I saw my own horrible jerk-off face in the black mirror.

I stopped and really thought about my life.... Then plugged my computer in and picked up where I left off.
by GreyPoupon102797 January 19, 2017
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Jan 24 Word of the Day
1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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by ecogoth January 01, 2021
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That weird show about technology and the future that ends up screwing your mind while making you think at the same time.

Yet, it's amazing
Me before watching Black Mirror: It'll be awesome
Me after: ...
*phone rings*
by hARded2000 September 14, 2020
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When you're jerkin' it to some weird shit and your computer shuts off, leaving a black screen reflecting just your face.
I really had to reflect my life, and choices I made after I saw myself in the black mirror. Promptly plugged the computer back in and kept going.
by The Nightman inside me January 19, 2017
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To 'black mirror' someone - is to block/'mute' them across all possible contact and social channels (e.g. Facebook, email, phone, text, blogs, etc.) and delete any evidence of a prior relationship either party- as per the Black Mirror 2014 Christmas Special. Well harsh.
Friend - "Has she been out a lot since you guys broke up?"
Victim - "No idea mate - she totally black mirrored me."
by Rayray*** March 19, 2015
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