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The reflection of an unlit computer screen after it is accidentally or unwillingly shutdown while you're in front of it, giving you a chance to rethink your life as you see your self.
My laptop screen turned off once in the middle of watching and I saw my own horrible jerk-off face in the black mirror.

I stopped and really thought about my life.... Then plugged my computer in and picked up where I left off.
by GreyPoupon102797 January 19, 2017
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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When you're jerkin' it to some weird shit and your computer shuts off, leaving a black screen reflecting just your face.
I really had to reflect my life, and choices I made after I saw myself in the black mirror. Promptly plugged the computer back in and kept going.
by The Nightman inside me January 20, 2017
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To 'black mirror' someone - is to block/'mute' them across all possible contact and social channels (e.g. Facebook, email, phone, text, blogs, etc.) and delete any evidence of a prior relationship either party- as per the Black Mirror 2014 Christmas Special. Well harsh.
Friend - "Has she been out a lot since you guys broke up?"
Victim - "No idea mate - she totally black mirrored me."
by Rayray*** March 19, 2015
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