HotGingerMess's definitions

Christmas

The day selected to commemorate the birth of a Jewish hippie who decided to blow off carpentry to go fishing for the rest of his life, then got nailed to a tree for his lack of a Protestant work ethic.

Merry Christmas.

by HotGingerMess June 5, 2014

Black Friday

The frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have.

A team of wild demon horses couldn't drag me to the mall on Black Friday.

by HotGingerMess June 5, 2014