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Alex Turner 

A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.

Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.

Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.

In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.
Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!
Alex Turner by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022
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alex bienstock 

The father of our thoughts. The culprit of our wet dreams. The final solution to our woes. Our real dad.
“Yo babez, I want to get fucked by Alex Bienstock. He’s cute plus I think he could help my art career.”
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Alex Kister 

A super nice and cool person!!!!👍👍👍👍 He is the best!!!
Oh no I don't what Alex Kister means😓😓😓😓😓
OH NOOOOOOOO HOLD UP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Alex Kister by horrogamefan March 22, 2022
This person is a special person. Alex is someone who is big strong and buff because he does At home workouts. he is very professional at valorant although he hates the game he is still somehow pro. Alex is someone who is also profesional at Orchestra and is someone who would be concertmaster for philharmonic.
OMG IS THAT ALEX VU, THE CONCERTMASTER?
Alex Vu by Alex Vu Vu April 11, 2022

Alex Reddacliff

Alex is a hot male man who is known as a having the biggest ass in 2021 and is known as the penis destroyer or fish. He pulls almost as much as Ryan Reynolds (mostly boys) (some girls) and any boy would be lucky to have socks of around him.
Yo have you seen a hot fish over there. (Alex Reddacliff is such a hottie)
Alex Reddacliff by spring woll July 18, 2022

Alex Nott 

Alex Nott is a sarcastic person. Never make a stupid remark around him because he’ll make you look like even more of an idiot.
Yesterday I forgot my math homework and Alex Nott made me look stupid
Alex Nott by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Alex Vause 

The hottest woman alive. She is a character in Orange Is the New Black. She is tall, hot, and a lesbian. She likes to read and holy shit she looks hot while doing it. She has jet black hair and secretary glasses that make me go insane. You should definitly check her out.
Me: Damn Alex Vause is hot. I wish she was my wife
Friend: Agreed