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sweet potato 

when one of your nuts grows 10x in size after a baseball injury.
looks just like one big sweet potato
sweet potato by chinkEdork November 19, 2007

Crusty Potato 

The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'
I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?
Crusty Potato by SirDumpsalot January 3, 2009

Sex Potato

comes from the term "couch potato". means someone who is completely lazy in terms of sex and does absolutely nothing, leaving their partner to do all the work.
person number one: so...me and hailey had sex last night
person number two: really? how was it?
person number one: awful. she was such a sex potato.
Sex Potato by vampiregurl98 December 15, 2013

Pretty Little Potato

Someone who is extremely attractive, but has really no personality. In fact they have so little personality it is comparable to a potato hence the name.
Me: Ben is a pretty little potato.
Friend: What is a pretty little potato?
Me: You know someone who is hot, but really bland, like a raw potato.
Pretty Little Potato by jchisel September 1, 2012

stuffed potato 

The act of a man inserting his partially-erect penis into a woman's vagina.
"I was ready to get it on with Ted, but he just slipped me a stuffed potato."
stuffed potato by Little Cougar October 16, 2008

wet potato chip 

After a large callus on the ball of your foot comes off in one clean piece (especially after physical abuse to it) ; it bears a resemblance to a large, moist kettle cooked potato chip.
Pushing off the ball of my foot all day during the soccer game, by the time I got home and peeled my sock off, a wet potato chip fell out.
wet potato chip by spackjarrow October 26, 2015