poop maid

Noun: A maid that specializes in fecal related activities. Usually dress up as a normal maid, and has good smelling poop.

Did you smell the bathroom after Marie used it? She's must be a poop maid!

poop maid by smilinsphere January 29, 2017

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Poop piss

When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.

"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"

"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."

Poop piss by NotChicago March 31, 2017

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Poop Dong

The most Savage, zero fuck giving, dick smashing, homophobic meat gazing faggot you could only ever dream about dreaming of. Literally the god of all gods. Hands down the finest nut gobbling human to ever walk this shit ass planet that your pathetic self calls earth. You will never in your life be able to fathom the pure awesomeness that a poopdong contains in a single pube strand from their taint. Imagine the smallest dick having pussy Wrangler you know, and multiply them by infinity plus ten thousand of Ron Jermeys' beat up cocks. That's not even a fifth of what a new born poop dong is at birth. Shortly after a poopdong is born, Jesus Christ himself comes down to the temple and sucks a fart straight from their butt hole, not only out of respect, but for the pure joy in doing such an amazing act of kindness. Having the pleasure of living during the same century as a poopdong is not only a miracle in itself, but a fuckin god send to all you butt hole licking sister fuckers.

Hey Jesus, it's Santa. All I want for Christmas is to inhale a burp through a bendy straw from you after you suck a fart from a newborn poop dong. -Santa

Poop Dong by Poop Dong Inc. December 7, 2017

Poop Chip

A poop chip is when you have bascially shitted on yourself and you let it sit in your underwear for a long periodically time . Then you let it crust over and when its done crusting over you peel it off and it looks like a poop chip or aka a pringle.

You want a poop chip

What the hell is a poop chip

Poop Chip by Na'Khiya October 8, 2018