Fake ass whore

Someone who calls you there friend but doesn’t notice your not in class all day and asks for a ride home

Bethany is a fake ass whore

by Rjabaddie October 14, 2021

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Fake door close

When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.

Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.

by GraysenGG July 22, 2023

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fake hues

The various shades of orange resulting from a spray can tan.

The can of Cheeto dust sprayed on his face resulted in FAKE HUES.

by Pbass53 October 23, 2017

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fake weeder

a person who claims to smoke weed but actually doesn't.

man, that freeps guy is a real fake weeder, you know?

by king_D__ July 3, 2023

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cheap fake

Noun.

An unedited video of the President’s cognitive or physical decline.

You talked about the video of the president wandering. The president wasn't wandering. And so we believe we have to call that out. We've been calling it cheap fakes.

by Hostessquickly June 20, 2024

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