Albert Day

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.

Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”

by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019

Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.

Albanian Americans are one of the hardest working cultures in the world.

Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!

by Anton Kastraveci September 15, 2019

albert

stupid fat autistic cat

my cat albert is sooo fucking autistic

by joeseph mamanem October 4, 2019

Albert knights

Cool dood

Yo thats albert knights what a cool dood

by Boomotherfucker October 11, 2019

Alberto Martinez

A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic

girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.

by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019

albert

a very annoying, but funny guy. often smart and has anger issues

ahhhh hes such an albert

by YEYE24 October 22, 2019

Albino Gorilla

Someone who is very pale, with puffy cheeks. They look like a gorilla, but they are too pale. Therefore, they are an Albino Gorilla.

“Dude, Brice looks like an albino gorilla!!!”
“Duuudddeee, you’re right!!”

by Bestie_is_ac October 28, 2019